Hercules hero or psychopath? The shortest content and retelling of the 12 labors of Hercules. Which labors of Hercules should be read to children?

Hercules was born in Greece, in the Jewish city of Thebes, and his name was not Hercules. Hercules' real name was Alcides, after his mother's name, Alcmene > Alcides. Why is Thebes Jewish, you ask? Because Thebes was founded by the Phoenician Jew Cadmus, of course, with his community. 

Of course, Alcides-Hercules was not the son of Zeus, since Zeus, as we found out in my 2nd book "Connecting Points 2. The Creators", was thousands of kilometers north of Greece. That is, Hercules was the son of Amphitryon and Alcmene, who was a descendant of Perseus, the same one who gave birth to the Persians and, thus, founded Persia. Amphitryon and Alcmena fled from the Greek (80% Phoenician Jews and 20% Slavs) city of Mycenae to Thebes.

As far as we all understand, Hercules was the most inveterate Jew of all Jews. There are various bas-reliefs that show finely curly hair, like that of blacks and Jews, and also a characteristic face shape.

It is worth noting that Alcides-Hercules was one of the twins, the second twin was called Iphicles. Why do not the cunning authors of the myth of Hercules write that Iphicles is also the son of Zeus? Because this makes the dogma of "divine" paternity simply a lie and even stupidity.

Hercules did not grow up the smartest, but he was strong and cruel, moreover, he was sick in the head, a schizophrenic. He did not like to study, and when his music teacher, Linus, punished him, Hercules beat Linus to death with a cithara. After this, the citizens of Thebes condemned Hercules and sent him into exile in Cithaeron, where he lived until he came of age.

And when Hercules came of age, he returned to Thebes to participate in the war with the city of Orchomenos, which imposed tribute on Thebes. It is worth noting that Orchomenos was a Helladic Slavic city, which, according to my version, was formed from bURoMANos Bura Mann (people of Bura or Bura). Over time, like all Slavic cities in Hellas, it was captured by the Phoenician Jews.

Whether Orchomenos was Slavic at the time of the war is unknown. The king's name was Ergin (according to my version boERGeN, born of Bura). Perhaps, however, they were Hellenes-Slavs. The conflict between Orchomenos and Thebes was that the Thebans killed Buragen's father, and he went to war against Thebes, defeated them and imposed a tribute of 100 bulls every year for 20 years for his father's death.

Logically, one can conclude that Hercules with the Theban army attacked Buragen unexpectedly and killed him and his detachment. What happened next is unknown, I doubt about the "reverse tribute", because for this Hercules needed to have power over the army in order to go to Orchomenos and fight there with Buragen's brothers and it is unclear with what result. In history, there is no information about this, so I believe that it was an exaggeration.

The king (sar) of Thebes, Creon, in his joy, gave his daughter Megaera to Hercules as a wife. And everything would be wonderful, but Hercules has an attack of schizophrenia and he kills all three of his young children and, moreover, the children of his brother Iphicles.

Of course, after what happened, Hercules has nothing more to do in Thebes, he escapes from the city and goes to Delphi, an ancient city of the Hellenes with a temple to Apollo. There he asks a clairvoyant for advice and "Apollo" tells him to go to Tiryns, a suburb of Mycenae, the city of his ancestors, and serve Eurystheus for 12 years. It was after this event that everyone began to call Alcides Hercules, as a man who is haunted by misfortunes allegedly sent by Hera. Of course, this is a clear exaggeration.

Jewrystheus was Hercules' cousin and immediately disliked him because he was afraid that Hercules would take power from him. Therefore, he gave him dangerous tasks, on which Hercules had a high probability of dying.

The 12 Labors of Hercules

You can learn about all 12 labors in any book with Greek myths. These are the Nemean lion, the Lernaean Hydra, the Stymphalian birds, the Ceryneian hind. By the way, in the feat with the hind, it should be noted that Hercules, pursuing her, ends up on the border with Hyperborea, the source of the Istra, aka the Danube.

That is, Hyperborea is ... Germany, because the Danube goes from Bulgaria to Germany. And earlier this whole territory on maps was marked as Germany. That is, before Germany, it was Hyperborea.

And we continue further. The next task was the Erymanthian Boar (Bura Mann). What is remarkable about it is that in this task Hercules fights with centaurs. And centaurs are not something new and original for Hercules, but rather his friends, the centaur Pholus and the centaur Chiron. They drank wine together. Let's say this is described so naturally and ordinary, and self-evidently, that it does not seem to be an invention of the author.

The next task was the Augean Stables, nothing special. Then the Belt of Hippolyta, the queen of the Amazons, for this Hercules and his detachment had to sail to the Euxine Pontus, as the Black Sea was called. It is worth noting that the word Euxinian is easy to understand, since it contains the root "ev" from the word "Jews". That is, the Jewish Sea, because after the flood the Jews gradually occupied the territories between the Black Sea and the Caspian, up to the Bosphorus and Hellas from below, the Caucasus and Bulgaria from above.

And, of course, the Amazons are Jewish lesbians, modern feminists, with a sick hormonal system. That is, geographically this is clearly confirmed. The Amazons lived in the city of Themiscyra. That is, feminists > Themiscyra, where skire is a skete.

After completing this task, Hercules goes to the next one, the Cows of Geryon. Hercules crosses Libya, crosses Gibraltar (Iber altar > Jewish altar) and gets to the "edge of the earth". It could have been Portugal or further north. He needed the island of Eurytheus. Again an analogy with Eurystheus, now it is a Jewish island. Perhaps it was Ireland (Iber land) or Iberides (Heberides). And then mysticism happens, "the god Helios in a golden boat" appears to him and, miraculously, quickly moves Hercules to the island. There is a key word in this story - "quickly". An analogy with Helios - a white man, a golden boat, where have you seen a golden boat? Was Hercules moved in a flying machine? Hercules took the cows from Geryon, killing both him and his mutant dog, and he was moved back to the shore in a golden boat with cows. And everything would be fine here, but .... these were not two cows, but a herd of cows. A herd of cows is at least 10 cows. Do you understand what I'm getting at? To the fact that the golden boat had to be quite roomy to accommodate the pilot, Hercules and a herd of cows. But what if Hercules made it all up, and cows can be bought anywhere, right?

After this adventure, Hercules has the penultimate task, namely, the Cerberus Dog.

This is a rather strange and mystical task in which Hercules descends into the underworld, and in the southern part of the Peloponnese. What is this underworld? Who is Hades? Zeus's brother? At the moment, we can only assume that Hades, the brother of Zeus, the last ruler of our world, together with his team, created an underground base and settled there. Well, Cerberus is a mutant dog that guarded the entrance to the base.

I agree, it sounds strange, but it would be even stranger to assume that underground in the Peloponnese there is a real purgatory, with a river, a centaur who transports the souls of the dead and, in fact, the dead themselves, and all this is controlled by one certain character and he also has a wife. I can believe that the Greeks believed in this, but we are reasonable people.

There is an even more adequate option. Namely, the Greeks knew that there is a cave in which Cerberus lives and there is supposedly an entrance to the underworld. Hercules finds the cave. But everything that happens next, we know only from his words, right? And we know that Hercules is not quite in his right mind. So why don't we assume that he made it all up? The detail that exposes the lie is when Hades allegedly tells Hercules to look for Cerberus himself. And he allegedly searched for a long time and... found him on the shore of Acheron. The question is, what was Cerberus doing on the shore of the fifth river of the "underworld" if he... was supposed to guard the entrance to this very kingdom? And here we caught the Jew Hercules in a lie. He did not talk to Hades, but found Cerberus, some kind of mutated creature or hybrid, caught him and brought him to the simpleton Eurystheus under the guise of Cerberus from Hades's underworld. What do you think? Does this scenario seem plausible? I think so.

And by the way, did you know that in the previous task Hercules kills the two-headed dog Orthoe at Geryon's? And Cerberus already has three heads. That is, in one story the dog has 2 heads, and in the other with three? And both tasks follow one after another. And they are located in different parts of the planet, western Europe and southern Greece. Do you understand what I'm getting at? That the schizophrenic Hercules made up something, like his ancestor Abraham, to whom "God promised dominion to his descendants, lands, God's chosenness." And this is all nonsense, because why would "God" help a pimp (Sarah and the Pharaoh), a murderer (attacks on travelers and neighbors), and the clearly sick in the head Abraham (he was going to kill his son)?

And my guesses are confirmed by the latest "feat", the apples of the Hesperides' garden.

In the book by Jimenez de Rada "Spanish Affairs", you can find out that

Hercules invades Hesperia and conquers it. That is, we know that on the territory of modern Portugal there was Iberia, in which the Jews lived, who survived the Great Flood. We also know from previous research that this is where the Creators' base and Eden were. Iberia and Hesperia sound pretty much the same. I would assume that this is the same, morphologically modified, word. From the word Iberians-Jews. 

More precisely, the word Hezperia, "H" is not read, and "Z" is the letter "Yoda" in Hebrew, which takes the sound "I", but in the modification table you can see that it sounded like "S".

And the letter "P" intersects too easily with the letters "B" and "V". And it turns out that Esperia is Iberia. Hercules easily conquers it and imposes tribute. According to the book "Spanish Affairs" we can judge that Hercules simply ruined his fellow tribesmen, because the Iberians and the Greek Jews are one and the same people, from Eve (Jews).

According to legend, the name of Spain appears from the name of Hercules' comrade, a certain Espan, who becomes the Greek governor in Iberia. I do not believe this, because the word Hesperides already has the base "Esp", as in the word Spain. That is, Spain is a modified word Iberia.

Whether the apples from the "gardens of the Hesperides" were real apples from the remains of the Garden of Eden is unknown. Perhaps, from the very beginning, it was simply about conquering and annexing Iberia to Greece. In any case, the meeting with Atlas, who holds the sky on his shoulders, is simply a fiction to make a beautiful story. Behind all the actions of Hercules, no matter how beautifully they were embellished, there was cruelty, schizophrenia and bloodshed. He killed people by the hundreds.

Overall, it turns out quite funny. After all, the real name of Hercules is Alcides. And Alcides is associated with alcohol (hungry, thirsty are also derivatives, of course), so it is interesting that Alcides clearly had problems with alcohol, which aggravated schizophrenia.

After the last task, he returned to Eurystheus, handed over the service and returned to Thebes, where he cleverly got rid of his wife Megaera, marrying her to Iolaus, who survived the massacre of Heracles, the son of his brother Iphicles.

After some time, Heracles decides to go to Colidon to marry the beautiful Deianira. In order to fight off the suitors, he arranges a fight with the "god" Achelous, in which he wins. Of course, you understand, Hercules does not fight with ordinary people, but only with "gods, giants, children of Zeus and Poseidon."

The wedding on Deianira was a success and now everything should have been fine. But Hercules got drunk again and ruined everything. In the courtyard of Oeneus, the boy Eunomus (and this Jew) washed his hands and Hercules, hitting him for his mistake (he should have washed his feet), killed him on the spot. Of course, after this he was kicked out with his newfound wife. And they went to Tiryns.

On the way, there was an incident with the centaur Nessus, who wanted to kidnap Deianira from Hercules, but he killed him with a poisonous arrow. Before his death, Nessus collected the blood in a vial and gave it to Deianira as some kind of "love potion" that works if you rub it on your clothes. Deianira, apparently, was quite stupid. Firstly, by marrying Hercules, secondly, by taking blood that was obviously poisoned, and thirdly, by believing that it could even work as a love potion.

In Tiryns, Hercules lives happily with Deianira, until an incident occurs in which Hercules gets into a conflict with Eurytus (also a Jew) over his daughter Aeola. Hercules got drunk at a feast and began to pester Aeola (while his wife was waiting for him at home), and Eurytus ordered that the drunk Hercules be thrown out into the street. Hercules went home, and a few days later Eurytus's herd of cows was stolen, and he accused Hercules of stealing the herd of cows in revenge. But Eurytus's son Eurytus did not believe it and went to look for the herd of cows, visiting Hercules on the way. In a fit of schizophrenia, Heracles threw Eurytus off the wall, and he fell to his death.

From then on, Hercules' reputation worsened even more and people began to avoid him. He was even kicked out of Delphi. Hercules got drunk, returned to Delphi and wanted to steal the tripod. One of the priests (Apollo himself, of course) got into a fight with him, but they were quickly separated. In order to get rid of Hercules, the clairvoyant gave Hercules the order to become a slave in Lydia, to Queen Omphale, for three years.

And Hercules served Omphale for three years as a slave, while his new wife Deianira waited in Tiryns (and did not cheat, of course). Omphale mocked Hercules as best she could, knowing that he would endure everything (Hercules feared only the gods, and the gods ordered him to serve Omphale). And so the three years ended and he returned to Tiryns.

Hercules gave the money he earned from slavery to Eurytus as a ransom for his murdered son, but Eurytus did not take it and kicked Heracles out of the palace.

And so, it would seem, he would live happily with his young wife (Hercules was already well over forty), but he gathers a small army and sets off to war with Slavic Troy on 18 ships.

It is worth noting that 18 ships are, on average, 400 people, unless, of course, the warriors were not rowers, then this is another +900 people. In any case, this is a small army, from which we conclude that Troy at that time was a small city, since it could be attacked with such a small number of warriors.

And Hercules easily captures Troy (Buraia) killing everyone, leaving alive the son of King Laomedon, Priam. It was Priam who would turn out to be the last ruler of Troy in the so-called Trojan War.

After Troy, Hercules goes back to Greece, and on the way lands in Chalkidiki (a peninsula in the Aegean Sea) and there attacks a small tribe of giants (after the catastrophe, people gradually became smaller and at that time there were many giants). In the myths, it was presented as some kind of "jihad", a holy war of Zeus with the "dangerous" giants who, living on Chalkidiki, could destroy him, Zeus (who lived in the sky and had lightning), but for some very strange reason only "mortals" could kill them. And for some reason the almighty Zeus with his squad of supergods could not. And everything is presented very beautifully there, supposedly Athena appeared to Hercules (no one saw her again) and invited him to "jihad", supposedly Zeus himself sent her to him. And, of course, Hercules could not refuse Zeus, how could he. And he killed the tribe of unfortunate giants with his poisonous arrows. And the last poor fellow, according to the authors of the myths, was finished off by the entire "pantheon of gods". Who, of course, were not there. This is all such Jewish nonsense and schizophrenia that it is a shame, a real shame, that books are written about this at all. Lord, children read this nonsense, I read this nonsense. 21st century, how can you, it's time to somehow distinguish truth from fiction.

Hercules' life ends stupidly, as stupidly and absurdly as his life. On the way to Tiryns, this schizophrenic Hercules attacks the palace of Eurytus, the father of the son of Eurytus killed by Hercules, kills everyone, including the innocent Eurytus, and decides to make sacrifices to the "gods" (something like the Christian sin-repent and "god" will forgive).

Deianira's son, Lichas, tells her about this when he brings captive citizens from Eurytus' palace to Tiryns. He mentions Aeola, Eurytus' daughter, and that her father left her alive. And Deianira  in a fit of jealousy, rubs Nessus' poisoned blood on Hercules' cloak to perform a "love spell" so that Hercules will not fall in love with Aeolus, but return to her. This is what the myths tell us. What if Deianira simply decides to kill Hercules because he has gone too far? What if Lichas tells his mother that his schizophrenic father has gone completely crazy and is killing everyone left and right?Why do we even think that Deianira loved Hercules, a mentally ill, rapist?

To be honest, I like this version more than the version of the "jealous" Deianira. Rub the cloak with poisoned blood to cast a love spell. What does the blood of a half-horse, half-man have to do with it? How does this magically connect with Deianira? The answer is, it doesn't.

And Hercules, putting on the poisoned cloak, dies in terrible agony.

And Deianira allegedly pierces her chest with a sharp sword. What? Deianira? With a sword? How can you even imagine a woman piercing her chest with a sword? Especially because of the old donkey, whom she almost never saw, since he was always on campaigns and having love affairs. But I believe more in the fact that she was killed. Moreover, there is a clear sequence: first, Deianira sends a poisoned cloak. Then Hercules puts on the cloak and the poison gets into his blood, he curses Deianira and, possibly, orders Lichas, his son, to kill Deianira. He goes to the palace to Deianira. After which he returns to his father and tells him that his mother "threw herself on her sword."

Well, and then Hercules is "taken to heaven by the gods" and "made immortal." End of story.

Tell me, how did they make a hero cult out of this Jewish schizophrenic, murderer, rapist, alcoholic, clearly a bad person? Films, cartoons, a constellation named after him? This must be corrected immediately, and that is why I wrote the truth about the Jew Alcides - Hercules, for reasonable people who do not want to live a lie.